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Monday, March 21, 2011

10 things you could learn from the Grammy Awards

The Grammys were the most educational event in the past month.I learnt some great life lessons that I will now impart to you in all my benevolent intent.

1. Lady Gaga can do whatever the hell she wants, no one is surprised anymore.
2. Christina Aguilera sang the wrong words for the American national anthem at the Super Bowl. Thats how she got the Grammy gig, they wanted to see if she would do it again. She almost tripped and fell, she tried her best.
3. Cee-Lo deserves a Grammy for Best Grammy Performance.
4. Grammy performances is a great way to showcase new and upcoming musical talent as long as they are already platinum artists with millions of records sold.
5. Justin Beiber did not win anything. Teen pregnancy drops 2 percent in the US.

6. Lady Antebellum won 5 awards... who the **** is Lady Antebellum.
7. Seth Rogen and Miley Cyrus got high together and made a baby... it will be born in 2012 and destroy the world with sheer stupidity.
8. Rihanna showed that if you dont have a wardrobe, you cant have a wardrobe malfunction.
9. Mick Jagger is still alive.
10. Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby ooooo
baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby ooooo
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65 million USD

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