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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Harry Potter needs Money!

Harry Potter is stupid.

He is scheduled to face Voldemort on the big screen in July. Yet, all he can do is travel across England looking for parts of his soul. I think he could do better. He has with him at least a thousand magical devices which he can sell to Muggles for profit. After that, he just hires a gunman to shoot Voldemort.

Here are some specific for-profit ideas that he should put into practice immediately. There are many more (e.g. selling his invisibility cloak to media-shy celebrities), but that would bring infinite profits, but these are more fun.









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